Testimonials

“Lauren’s tarot readings are filled with chaotic wisdom that open portals inside of you you didn’t know existed. She brings an incredible sense of dark humor to the human experience that’s priceless. Hilarious, deep, profound, and 100% bullshit free.” - Maria C

“Lauren is my favorite person to get a reading from. She seems to combine her deep knowledge of the cards with another psychic element so an insane amount of shit is revealed in each reading, more than I would ever interpret (as a reader myself). If you were dying, Lauren would tell you in the funniest and chillest way, aka anything she says she says with confidence and make sure you don’t feel bad about yourself. 100/10 love her and she is inspiring and a lovely person to talk to.” - Kelly E

“Lauren’s “conversational tarot” reading was a fast-paced crazy ride full of tremendous insight, realizations, and humor. Her matter-of-fact, no-nonsense way of speaking was sprinkled with refreshing chuckle bursts and gave the feeling of talking to a close friend. Spot-on perception and highly recommended.” -Tasha R

“I’m so grateful for my reading with Lauren! Her insights resonate with me so much. I really enjoyed how she just vibes and goes with the flow, rather than sticking to a strict structure. It allowed us to talk things through as she pulled cards. She’s very knowledgeable in the card meanings! She kept things really positive, and hyped me up! Thanks again for the clarity and guidance!” - Emma B

“Lauren’s conversational tarot style was so refreshing and honest. She touched on messages that I needed to hear and was so natural in her approach. I absolutely recommend her for readings!” -Courtney D

“Lauren is an open and compassionate person who puts her whole self into every reading. She’s helped me find different strengths in myself I didn’t know to look for. I’m going through a particularly difficult time and am glad to have her reading for the coming year to keep me focused on moving forward and taking things as they come. - Jen L

“This reading was super enlightening! I always love working with you because your perception and intuition are SO strong. After each session I come away with so much clarity about things going on in my life and I really love having you and your tarot skills as part of my support system. Thanks for all you do! - Meghan G

“Hey, just wanted to say thank you for again for everything you said earlier. I am so overcome with emotion and overwhelmed but everything resonated and I feel this odd peace in the middle of all the chaos. - Bailey K

“I love how this was a super general reading and yet the two messages that came through directly covered the two areas I was curious about to begin with and affirmed the places I was doubting. Your readings are always so on point, I don’t even have to ask specific questions. -Kaitlyn S